This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Randomize
