I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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