I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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