Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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