You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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