one two three fourrrrnication!
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Randomize