My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
