yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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