This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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