I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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