Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Randomize
