but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
So. Much. Porn.
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