btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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