Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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