I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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