We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
The ass gains better be worth it
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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