i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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