see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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