Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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