chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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