susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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