I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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