a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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