is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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