I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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