She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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