Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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