Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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