my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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