jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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