I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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