I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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