I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I am midnight drunk by noon
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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