god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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