Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
