Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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