I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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