So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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