Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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