Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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