We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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