You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
This toilet bowl is my home.
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