she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The police scanner is talking about you again....
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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