So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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