That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I look better un-naked...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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