It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I understand Curling. That high.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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