she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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