So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
there is puke in my bra ... again
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
