yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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