Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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