she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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