her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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