I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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