I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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