Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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