I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
This is the high leading the old right now
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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