Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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