Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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